If you use a Mac running OS X, you'll be pleased to know that there's an application that generates random country music lyrics. Stupid? Yes. But addictive. My favorite thus far:

I met her at a truck stop in September
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was smellin' kind of funny near Poughkeepsie,
And I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor;
The judge declared I'd swear off booze forever;
She said to me man wasn't meant to fly;
But who'd have thought she'd black out with no clothes on;
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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