Under capitalism, everything is for sale. Everything. Whether you want to admit it or not. EV-ER-EE-THING.

In America, we take things a step further. Under American-style capitalism, everything is for sale, AND everything has a buyer.

Case in point: with over 4 days to go, this pair of dirty socks on eBay already has 4 bidders. Dirty socks, folks.

As for how I came to be searching eBay for dirty socks, well, that's a post for another time...
eBay item 3929234352 (Ends Sep-13-04 11:05:31 PDT) - One Pair White Mens Socks (Used and Still Dirty)