His Holiness, Pope John Paul II, has taken time out of his busy schedule of drooling and pissing himself to launch yet another attack on women trying to catch a break.

Despite having presided over the greatest child molestation scandal in modern history, His Eminence thought it necessary to write a letter reminding the world (*sigh*) again that modern feminism has "immediate and lethal effects in the structure of the family." You read that right, folks. LETHAL.

Speaking of lethal, how many people have committed suicide due to the unbearable guilt and mental anguish of being sexually assaulted by a priest they thought they could trust? I haven't seen that memo yet.
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