I'm talking about, of course, the sanctimonious christian fundamentalists who want to turn this country into a backwards theocracy. What's the difference between these idiots and the Islamic revolutionaries that want to establish governments based on a strict interpretation of the Koran? The correct answer is "none." There is no meaningful difference.

Our lousy, rotten president believes that creationism should be taught in public schools. I think we should go a step further and teach kids that the moon is made of cheese and human babies are delivered by a stork. Our president is a stupid, misguided religious zealot, so it shouldn't be such a surprise to me that this is the state of the nation.

But I didn't mean to fly off the handle like this. I just got worked up because some public-school teacher in -- I shit you not -- Humansville, Missouri posted the ten commandments in the school cafeteria and has stated that he will not follow federal law regarding religion in schools. Arrogant little terd! He and Roy Moore should develop a sitcom together.
Official on leave over Ten Commandments