Punk anarchist and treasonous shockmistress Linda Ronstadt had her 58-year-old, rabble-rousing ass thrown out of the Aladdin Casino recently, after she sparked a near riot. It seems her lounge act included a cover of the Eagles' insipid Desperado, which she dedicated to - GASP! - Michael Moore.

After the crowd began tearing down posters and storming the box office demanding refunds, she and her leftist guerrilla sympathies were unceremoniously escorted from the building, thereby making the world safe once again for right-wing zealots to plunder without remorse. Whew.
CNN.com - Casino ejects Ronstadt over 'Fahrenheit' praise