The carbofascist cult that dictates what Americans can eat has hit a new low. Our beloved Froot Loops and Frosted Flakes now have one-third less sugar! Apparently, it's never too early for your kids to embark on a lifestyle of obsessive fad dieting.

The next step in the evolution: Beef Loops and Frosted Flakes of Bacon.
KELLOGG'S: 1/3 Less Sugar