I swear, it's true. In 1961, we accidentally dropped 2 hydrogen bombs on North Carolina, and neither one exploded. Worse, we still haven't entirely recovered one of them.

That's right. For the last 43 years, there's been a severely-damaged NUCLEAR BOMB rotting away deep under the mud of some God-forsaken swamp. Looks like I have another reason to avoid North Carolina. Like I NEEDED another reason.
Nuclear Mishap in Goldsboro, North Carolina